Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Summary of The Weirdness of the World

Just what you wanted! And just in time for National Cherry Popsicle Day! A summary of my 2024 book, The Weirdness of the World, by the author himself. You probably haven't had time to read the whole thing (I don't blame you). So here's a synthesis of what I see as the most central ideas.

(I wrote it for a book symposium forthcoming in Journal of Consciousness Studies with critiques by Edouard Machery, Luke Roelofs, Susan Schneider, and a reply by me [with Jacob Barandes, co-author of one of the chapters that Machery targeted in his critique]. I'll share links to the critiques when they're available, along with the final manuscript of my reply.)

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1. Bizarreness and Dubiety.

On fundamental issues of consciousness and cosmology, something both bizarre and dubious must be true, and we’re in no good position to know which of the various bizarre and dubious possibilities in fact holds. That is the guiding idea of The Weirdness of the World.

Interpretation of quantum mechanics isn’t a main theme, but it nicely illustrates the thought. According to many-worlds interpretations, the world is constantly splitting into myriad near-duplicates. According to some versions of the Copenhagen interpretation, observation by humans somehow causes the collapse of the wave function. Other possibilities include Bohmian mechanics and objective collapse theory. All the possibilities are bizarre: They starkly violate the ordinary common sense of nonspecialists. All are also dubious: We have no compelling epistemic grounds to believe any one over all the others. We see several theoretical options, A, B, C, and D. Each option is bizarre and dubious, and it’s a good guess that any viable new options that we add to the mix will also be bizarre and dubious. Quantum mechanics will never fit neatly into common sense, unless common sense changes radically. And there’s no near-term or even medium-term hope of a decisive theoretical resolution.

Across many fundamental issues, bizarreness and dubiety reign. Common sense fails us. So also does scientific and philosophical theorizing. We are adrift in weirdness, unable to anchor.

2. Mind and Body: Universal Bizarreness.

Consider the general relationship of the mind to the apparently physical world. The live options appear to be (1.) materialism, (2.) substance dualism, (3.) metaphysical idealism, or (4.) one of a grab-bag of compromise or alternative views such as panpsychism, property dualism, or transcendental idealism. Each option is both bizarre and dubious, either on its face or when theoretical choices are made and consequences explored.

The bizarreness of materialism is sometimes underappreciated. Weirdness explores materialist bizarreness in two ways (but not only these two):

The pain trilemma. Horn 1: If pain depends on having a brain of a certain physical type, then alien species built very differently from us can never feel pain, no matter how behaviorally and functionally similar. Horn 2: If pain depends instead on having a certain functional profile of inputs and outputs, then strangely constructed entities (e.g., huge assemblies of beer cans and wire) can feel pain if they have the right functional profile; and, conversely, no one can feel pain if their pain plays an unusual causal role. Horn 3: The standard ways to escape these two simple options appeal to typicality or historical function. This entails denying the local supervenience of pain: Two entities can be molecule-for-molecule identical, writhing and evading equally, emitting exactly the same sounds of protest, while one is in pain and the other is not. One of these three options might be correct, but none comports with common sense. A fourth might be discovered, but it’s a good bet that it will not preserve common sense appreciably better.

Group consciousness. If materialism is true, it ought to be possible to arrange groups of people into configurations that give rise to consciousness at the group level, over and above the consciousness of each individual considered separately. Arguably, the United States, conceived as a concrete entity with people as its parts, is such a group. It possesses the main features characteristic of brains in virtue of which materialists ordinarily think brains give rise to consciousness: massive internal information transfer, sophisticated representation and self-representation, sophisticated action in its environment, complex learning, preservation of its boundaries, a long history of interaction with entities of its type in a natural world, and so on. There are various ways in which materialists can avoid concluding that the United States is literally conscious. For example, they can insist that no conscious entity can have a smaller conscious entity as a part. Or they can insist that consciousness requires a highly specific type of internal processing or self-representation, which is not easily achievable in the United States. But each escape brings other counterintuitive consequences in its train. It doesn’t follow that the United States is conscious. But we can’t comfortably retain all of our common sense assumptions about such matters. Something has to give. One or another bizarre thing must be true.

The bizarreness of substance dualism is also sometimes underappreciated. One way to appreciate the bizarreness of dualism is the scope of mentality quadrilemma. Which organisms have immaterial souls? Horn 1: Only human beings. But then, if the soul is the locus of consciousness, even dogs and apes must be entirely nonconscious. Horn 2: Every organism has an immaterial soul. But then even bacteria and slime molds are conscious. Horn 3: There’s a sharp line in the sand between ensouled and unensouled animals. But phylogeny reveals a smooth gradation of capacities and physiologies, with no plausible place to draw a sharp line. Horn 4: Having a soul is not an all-or-nothing matter. Some animals (frogs? ants?) have kind-of-souls or 60% of a soul. But no dualist has ever made good metaphysical sense of this idea.

I think I need not argue that metaphysical idealism, panpsychism, transcendental idealism, and other well-known alternatives to materialism and substance dualism also have points of sharp conflict with common sense.

In the entire history of philosophy, East and West, no philosopher has ever developed an account of the mind-body relation that fully conforms to common sense. By his own admission, even “common sense” philosopher Thomas Reid couldn’t preserve common sense on this issue. For example, he held that physical objects require the action of immaterial souls to sustain their shapes. Philosopher after philosopher delivers bizarreness, both by the standards of their own culture and by the standards of mainstream early 21st century Anglophone readers. The most plausible explanation of this historical pattern is that commonsense opinions about mind and body form an incoherent set, so that no coherent philosophy is able to adhere to the entire package.

3. Mind and Body: Universal Dubiety.

The dubiousness of every answer to fundamental questions concerning the relation of mind and body follows from two considerations.

First is the lack of a good method to resolve such disputes. There is, for example, no good material-world-ometer by which metaphysical idealism can be refuted. Nor is there an epiphenomenal-substance-ometer that can refute epiphenomenalism. Deniers of causally inert epiphenomenal substances usually claim that the universe is appealingly simpler without them. But simplicity is a complex business. Arguably the simplest cosmology is solipsism: Only one thing exists, your own mind. (In a co-authored chapter of Weirdness, I attempt to refute solipsism experimentally with the help of an interlocutor who convinces me to admit the existence of something in the universe that surpasses me at chess.)

Even if we commit to materialism, no general consciousometer can be built that doesn’t beg the question against rival views. To develop a general theory of animal consciousness, we need to presuppose something about the distribution of consciousness in the animal world. How plausible are conservative views that restrict consciousness only to the more sophisticated mammals and birds? How plausible are liberal views that attribute consciousness to insects, worms, and oysters? A theory of consciousness needs some initial assumptions about approximately how sparse or abundant consciousness is in the animal kingdom, or some assumptions from which sparseness or abundance quickly follows. But those assumptions will rightly be unappealing to people who begin with very different initial assumptions. No decent resolution of this tight epistemic circle is on the horizon, no plausible path by which advocates of sparseness can be rationally compelled to abandon their view in favor of abundance or vice versa.

Second, grand-scale cosmological uncertainty warrants uncertainty about the metaphysics of consciousness. For example, if we are living in a computer simulation, then what we think of as the material world might be simply how the underlying computer presents itself to us. The real grounds of conscious experience might be very different than we suppose. Or if the universe is infinite, its laws might be radically different in other regions (which would help address the “fine tuning” problem of why the cosmological constants seem so well suited for life). Materialism might then be a local contingency rather than a metaphysical truth. If a consciousness-based interpretation of quantum collapse is correct, then consciousness might be among the fundamental properties of the universe rather than something arising from physical matter as we ordinarily understand it. I’m not saying any of these possibilities deserves the bulk of our credence, but if mainstream cosmology is correct, we have seen only a very small, perhaps infinitesimal fraction of reality. We are like fleas on the back of a dog, watching a hair grow, and saying “Ah, so that’s how the universe works!”

4. 1% Skepticism.

A radically skeptical scenario is one in which a huge swath of what you ordinarily take for granted is radically false. If you are now dreaming, or if you are a radically deceived brain in a vat, almost all of your perceptual beliefs are false. If the world was created ten minutes ago, almost all of your beliefs about the past are false. It is not unreasonable, I suggest, to have about a 1% credence that some radically skeptical scenario obtains.

There are no grounds for assigning more than a tiny credence to the possibility that aliens extracted your brain while you were sleeping last night, teleported it to Alpha Centauri, and are now feeding it fake input. However, there are grounds for thinking you might currently be dreaming. Past false awakenings show that people sometimes mistakenly judge themselves to be awake. Some leading scientific theories describe dream experiences as subjectively indistinguishable from waking experiences. It’s not unreasonable to assign perhaps a 20% credence to the possibility that you sometimes have, while asleep, experiences much like the experience you are now having, along with a disposition to falsely judge yourself awake. Once I admit this, I find it hard to sustain absolute 100% confidence that I am now awake, or even 99.9999% confidence. About 0.1% credence, plus or minus an order of magnitude, seems about right.

Similarly, for various reasons I think I’m probably not an Artificial Intelligence inhabiting a short-term computer simulation. I feel highly confident that’s false – 99.9% confident! But again absolute certainty, or even 99.9999% certainty, seems out of reach.

Admitting about a 0.1% to 1% credence that I’m in a skeptical scenario is not behaviorally inert. For example, in a situation of almost exact indifference between a short-term gain and a long-term gain, 1% skepticism ought to tilt the balance in favor of the short-term gain.

5. Kant Meets Cyberpunk.

Transcendental idealism is a historically important metaphysical position, associated with Kant, but now unfortunately neglected among non-historians. I offer a how-possibly argument for transcendental idealism. As I intend the phrase, transcendental idealism conjoins two theses: (1.) Spatial properties depend on our minds. (2.) The fundamental features of things as they are in themselves, independent of us, are unknowable to us.

Here’s how transcendental idealism might possibly be true: We are AIs living inside a computer simulation. But the computer running the simulation isn’t material. Instead, it’s an immaterial soul – the mind of an angel. If we accept Turing’s standard account of digital computation, computation does not require a material substrate, as long as there are the functional equivalents of machine states, symbols, a read-write head, and transition functions. Spatiality might then just be our minds’ way of making sense of the structure of the immaterial soul we inhabit.

That we are sims in a virtual reality instantiated in an immaterial angel is not, I admit, very likely! But once we grasp this possibility, we can see more generally how a version of transcendental idealism might be true – perhaps one closer to Kant’s, in which fundamental reality is even less comprehensible than computation in an immaterial soul.

6. Infinite Puppetry.

If standard physical theory is correct, the universe will eventually cool into heat death. During heat death, occasional chance fluctuations will produce lower entropy states, for example when several particles by chance converge into an organized pattern. There appears to be in principle no limit to the size of these fluctuations, and no future temporal boundary on the universe. Given infinite time, large configurations will eventually fluctuate into existence, including particle-for-particle duplicates, within some error tolerance, of your brain, of your brain and your body, and even of the whole galaxy. This is the well-known Boltzmann brain hypothesis.

In a chapter co-authored with Jacob Barandes, we defend the physical plausibility of this hypothesis and derive some causal consequences. Suppose you raise your hand right now, intending eventually to bring into existence a future duplicate of yourself who thinks “I came into existence because an earlier duplicate of me raised their hand”. This intention will likely be fulfilled. By raising your hand, you set in motion a ripple of causal effects that echo forward into the post-heat-death universe, until eventually it produces an entity of exactly the sort you imagine – one who would not have existed had you not raised your hand in that way at that moment (though duplicates of that entity would have existed elsewhere).

7. Debatable Personhood, the Full Rights Dilemma, and the Design Policy of the Excluded Middle.

We don’t understand the metaphysics of consciousness. Even if we assume materialism, we don’t know the right scientific theory of consciousness. We will likely soon create AI systems that are, according to some plausible theories, as richly conscious as ordinary adult human beings, or even more so, while according to other plausible theories, they are no more conscious than a toaster.

I assume that sufficiently rich conscious cognition is sufficient for personhood – sufficient, that is, to deserve humanlike moral consideration and humanlike rights. I also assume that an entity with as little consciousness as a toaster is far short of deserving humanlike moral consideration and rights. Thus, if we create entities whose consciousness is radically debatable, their rights will be radically debatable too.

How should we treat such debatable persons, if we ever create them?

Here we face an unfortunate dilemma. If we deny debatable persons the rights they might deserve, we risk perpetrating the moral equivalent of slavery and murder against them, perhaps on enormous scale. This possibility has been imagined again and again in science fiction, from Asimov to Star Trek to Westworld. If, to avoid that moral risk, we err on the side of granting humanlike rights to debatable persons, we risk sacrificing real human lives for entities without interests worth the sacrifice. Human rights presumably include citizenship, reproduction, property ownership, and the vote. The consequences could be immense, especially if the AI systems in question have interests different from ours and can reproduce quickly. One compromise might be to grant only limited rights – for example, no right to reproduce, no right to vote, no right to privacy of thought. That might be safer for humans, but it would be seriously oppressive if the entities do in fact deserve full humanlike moral consideration.

The full rights dilemma has only one good solution: Don’t create debatable AI persons. I call this the Design Policy of the Excluded Middle (originally proposed with Mara Garza in 2015). Avoid creating AI entities if it’s unclear whether they would deserve moral consideration similar to that of human beings. Either create entities whose moral standing is known to be far less than ours, and prioritize human welfare; or go all the way to creating entities known to be persons and give them the rights they deserve.

[The consciousness question is the topic of my just-released book AI and Consciousness, and the ethical question is the topic of my book in circulating draft, Humanlike: A Defense of AI Rights.]

8. Weirdness and Wonder.

Imagine a planet on the far side of the galaxy, one we will never interact with, forever blocked from view by the galactic core. What do you hope for this planet? Do you hope that it’s a sterile rock? Or do you hope that it hosts life?

I think you will join me in hoping that it hosts life. Not just microbial life, but even better, plants and animals. Not just plants and animals, but even better, intelligent creatures capable of abstract thought and long-term social cooperation, capable of love and art and science and philosophy. That would be an amazing, wonderful, awesome planet!

Earth, for the same reasons, is an amazing, wonderful, awesome planet. Among the most awesome things about Earth is this: Certain bags of mostly water can contemplate profound and difficult questions about the fundamental nature of things, their position in the cosmos, the grounds of their values, the limits of their own knowledge. A world in which no one ever did this would be sadly impoverished. The ability to reflect seriously on these questions is cause for celebration even if we can’t find our way to the answers.

Earth is a bright spot of value in the cosmos in part because it contains human beings who, driven by curiosity and a non-instrumental desire to address hard questions, attempt some philosophy. Philosophical inquiry makes the entire planet better. Assume for a minute the worst about philosophy: that it has no instrumental value for other ends, that philosophers will never agree on the correct answers to anything, that studying ethics makes us no ethically better (as my own empirical research on the behavior of ethicists tends to suggest), that philosophy often only serves to rationalize our vices, that our philosophical inclinations reveal more about our fixations and pathologies than about the world we seek to understand. Fine and (for the sake of argument) granted! Maybe it really is that bad. And yet, simply to pose a philosophical question is already a magnificent cognitive achievement. Our capacity for philosophical inquiry separates us from all other species. It makes Earth a very different and more interesting planet than it would otherwise be.

By reading this blog post, you have made this region of the cosmos more wondrous. Now go enjoy a cherry popsicle.

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

Top Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazines 2026

Since 2014, I've compiled an annual ranking of science fiction and fantasy magazines, based on prominent award nominations and "best of" placements over the previous ten years. If you're curious what magazines tend to be viewed by insiders as elite, check the top of the list. If you're curious to discover reputable magazines that aren't as widely known (or aren't as widely known specifically for their science fiction and fantasy), check the bottom of the list.

Below is my list for 2026. (For previous lists, see here.)

Method and Caveats:

(1.) Only magazines are included (online or in print), not anthologies, standalones, or series.

(2.) I give each magazine one point for each story nominated for a Hugo, Nebula, Sturgeon, World Fantasy, Ignyte, or Eugie award in the past ten years; one point for each story appearance in the past ten years in the "best of" anthologies by Dozois, Horton, Strahan, Clarke, Adams, and Tidhar; and half a point for each story appearing in the short story or novelette category of the annual Locus Recommended list. New This Year: Since "best of" anthologies are becoming sparser, I've added the Ignyte and Eugie awards, including retrospectively to 2020 for the Ignyte and through the whole period for the Eugie.

(3.) I am not attempting to include the horror / dark fantasy genre, except as it appears incidentally on the list.

(4.) Prose only, not poetry.

(5.) I'm not attempting to correct for frequency of publication or length of table of contents. I've noticed that dividing by the number of stories generates results that fit less well with expert opinion. A magazine's reputation appears to be driven mostly by the visibility of the most visible stories, not by the visibility of the average story. (Similar remarks apply to the prestige of philosophy journals.)

(6.) I'm also not correcting for a magazine's only having published during part of the ten-year period. Reputations of defunct magazines slowly fade, and sometimes they are restarted. Reputations of new magazines take time to build.

(7.) I take the list down to 1.5 points.

(8.) I welcome corrections.

(9.) I confess some ambivalence about rankings of this sort. They reinforce the prestige hierarchy, and they compress complex differences into a single scale. However, the prestige of a magazine is a socially real phenomenon worth tracking, especially for the sake of outsiders and newcomers who might not otherwise know what magazines are well regarded by insiders when considering, for example, where to submit.

[Corrected 13:21 PDT: Fusion Fragment had been omitted due to a transcription error. Thanks to C.E. Singer for noticing the mistake.]

Results:

1. Reactor / Tor.com (193 points)

2. Clarkesworld (192.5) 

3. Uncanny (188)

4. Lightspeed (128) 

5. Asimov's (101) 

6. Fantasy & Science Fiction (95.5) 

7. Beneath Ceaseless Skies (63) 

8. Strange Horizons (incl Samovar) (55.5)

9. Analog (39.5) 

10. Apex (39) 

11. Nightmare (38.5) 

12. FIYAH (30) 

13. Slate / Future Tense (23.5) (ceased 2024) 

14. Fireside (20.5) (ceased 2022)

15. The Dark (18) 

16. Fantasy Magazine (16.5) (off and on during the period) 

17. The Sunday Morning Transport (14.5) (started 2022)

18. Interzone (13.5) 

19. Diabolical Plots (12.5)

20. The Deadlands (12) (started 2021)

21. khōréō (7.5) (started 2021)

22. Future Science Fiction Digest (7) (ran 2018-2023) 

22t. PodCastle (7)

24t. Conjunctions (6.5) 

24t. GigaNotoSaurus (6.5)

24t. Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet (6.5)

27. The New Yorker (6) 

28t. Omni (5.5) (classic magazine relaunched 2017-2020) 

28t. Psychopomp (5.5) (started 2023; not to be confused with Psychopomp Magazine

30. Kaleidotrope (5) 

31t. Anathema (4) (ran 2017-2022)

31t. Baffling (4) (started 2020)

31t. Boston Review (4) 

31t. Omenana (4)

31t. Terraform (Vice) (4) (ceased 2023)

31t. Wired (4)

37t. B&N Sci-Fi and Fantasy Blog (3.5) (ceased 2019)

37t. Paris Review (3.5) 

37t. Shimmer (3.5) (ceased 2018)

37t. Sirenia Digest (3.5) 

41t. Science Fiction World (3)

41t. Galaxy's Edge (3) (ceased 2023)

43t. Augur (2.5) (started 2018)

43t. Beloit Fiction Journal (2.5) 

43t. Bourbon Penn (2.5)

43t. Buzzfeed (2.5) 

43t. Escape Pod (2.5)

43t. Flash Fiction Online (2.5)

43t. McSweeney's (2.5) 

43t. Tin House (2.5) (ceased short fiction 2019) 

*51t. Abyss & Apex (2)

51t. Black Static (2) (ceased 2023)

51t. Fusion Fragment (2) (started 2020)

51t. Mothership Zeta (2) (ceased 2017) 

*51t. PseudoPod (2)

51t. Reckoning (2)

51t. Shortwave (2) (started 2022)

*51t. Weird Horror (2)

*59t. Constelación (1.5) (ran 2021-2022)

59t. MIT Technology Review (1.5) 

59t. New York Times (1.5) 

59t. Translunar Travelers Lounge (1.5) (started 2019)

[* indicates new to the list this year]

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Comments:

(1.) Beloit Fiction Journal, Boston Review, Conjunctions, McSweeney's, The New Yorker, Paris Review, Reckoning, and Tin House are literary magazines that sometimes publish science fiction or fantasy. Buzzfeed, Slate and Vice are popular magazines, and MIT Technology Review, Omni, and Wired are popular science magazines that publish a bit of science fiction on the side. The New York Times ran a series of "Op-Eds from the Future" from 2019-2020. The remaining magazines focus on the science fiction and fantasy (SF) genre or related categories such as horror or "weird". All publish in English, except Science Fiction World, which is the leading science fiction magazine in China, and Constelación, which was bilingual English and Spanish.

(2.) For a sense of recent momentum, it's also interesting to consider a three-year window. Here are those results, down to six points:

1. Clarkesworld (67)  
2. Uncanny (54.5) 
3. Reactor / Tor (42.5) 
4. Lightspeed (36.5)
5t. Asimov's (22.5) 
5t. Strange Horizons (22.5)  
7. Beneath Ceaseless Skies (13) 
8. The Sunday Morning Transport (9.5) 
9. Nightmare (9) 
10. FIYAH (8.5)
11t. Apex (8) 
11t. F&SF (8) 
11t. The Deadlands (8) 
14. Analog (7.5) 
15. Diabolical Plots (6.5) 
16. Fantasy Magazine (6) 

(3.) Other lists: The SFWA used to have a qualifying markets list of "pro" science fiction and fantasy venues based on pay rates and track records of strong circulation. However, that list has been discontinued. Submission Grinder is a terrific resource for authors, with detailed information on magazine pay rates, submission windows, and turnaround times.

(4.) Starting about 10-15 years ago, the classic "big three" print magazines -- Asimov's, F&SF, and Analog -- were slowly displaced in influence by the leading free online magazines, Reactor / Tor, Clarkesworld, Uncanny, and Lightspeed (all founded 2006-2014). Last year, Asimov's, F&SF, and Analog were all purchased by Must Read Books, and the transition has been bumpy, with author contract problems, delayed or skipped issues, and broken websites. It remains to be seen if the classic big three can stay viable in print format.

(5.) Standalone anthologies (traditionally in print format) have also been declining, probably for similar reasons as print magazines -- that is, the increasing consumption of free SF online. For example, in the most recent (2025) Locus recommended reading list only 8 of 99 (8%) recommendations in the novelette and short story categories are from anthologies, compared to 23/111 (21%) ten years ago (2016).

(6.) Academic philosophy readers might also be interested in the following magazines that specialize specifically in philosophical fiction and/or fiction by academic writers: AcademFic, After Dinner Conversation, and Sci Phi Journal.

Thursday, August 13, 2026

AI and Consciousness

AI and Consciousness, hot off the press at Cambridge University Press and free online until Aug 26! Summary: Our most advanced AI systems might soon – within the next five to thirty years – be as richly and meaningfully conscious as ordinary humans, or even more so, capable of genuine feeling, real self-knowledge, and a wide range of sensory, emotional, and cognitive experiences. In some arguably important respects, AI architectures are beginning to resemble the architectures many consciousness scientists associate with conscious systems. Their outward behavior, especially their linguistic behavior, grows ever more humanlike. Alternatively, claims of imminent AI consciousness might be profoundly mistaken. Their seeming humanlikeness might be a shadow play of empty mimicry. Genuine conscious experience might require something no AI system could possess for the foreseeable future – intricate biological processes, for example, that silicon chips could never replicate. The thesis of this Element is that we don't know. Science lags, while engineering sprints ahead.

Here: https://www.cambridge.org/core/elements/ai-and-consciousness/E77C92088DA3C9F89E7FE7C75CBB1896

Sunday, August 09, 2026

Obfuscatory Philosophy as Intellectual Authoritarianism and Cowardice (repost)

Aloha from Kauai! Here's another snail for your enjoyment.

Since I'm still on vacation, here’s a repost with edits from 2011 and from my 2019 book A Theory of Jerks and Other Philosophical Misadventures.

[giant African land snail, seen in southern Kauai]

I've been told that Kant and Hegel were poor writers whose impenetrable prose style is incidental to their philosophy. I've also been told that their views are so profound as to defy expression in terms comprehensible even to smart, patient, well-educated people who are not specialists in the philosophy of the period. I've heard similar things about Laozi, Heidegger, Plotinus, and Derrida. (I won't name any living philosophers.) I don’t buy it.

Philosophy is not wordless profound insight. Philosophy is prose. Philosophy happens not in numinous moments of personal genius, but in the creation of mundane sentences. It happens on the page, in the pen, through the keyboard, in dialogue with students and peers, and to some extent but only secondarily in private inner speech. If what exists on the page is not clear, the philosophy is not clear. Philosophers, like all specialists, profit from a certain amount of jargon, but philosophy need not become a maze of jargon. If private jargon doesn’t regularly touch down in comprehensible public meanings, one has produced not philosophy, but only hazy words of indeterminate content. There are always gaps, confusions, indeterminacies, hidden assumptions, and failures of clarity, even in the plainest philosophical writers, like Mozi, Descartes, Hume, and David Lewis. Thus, these philosophers present ample interpretative challenges. But the gaps, confusions, indeterminacies, and hidden assumptions lie only one step behind the visible prose, available to anyone who looks conscientiously for them, not sliding away into a nebulous murk.

For a philosopher who can convince readers to take him seriously (given the exemplars, let’s say “him”), obfuscation yields three illegitimate benefits. First, he intimidates the reader, and through intimidation, dons a mantle of undeserved intellectual authority. Second, he disempowers potential critics by having a view of such indeterminate form that any criticism can be attributed to misinterpretation. Third, he exerts a fascination on the kind of reader who enjoys the puzzle-solving aspect of interpretation, thus drawing from that reader more attention than the quality of his ideas may merit (though this third benefit may be offset by alienating readers with a low tolerance for lack of clarity).

Philosophers of this type exhibit a kind of intellectual authoritarianism, with themselves as the assumed authority whose words we must spend time puzzling out. And simultaneously they lack intellectual courage: the courage to make plain claims that could be proven wrong, supported by plain arguments that could be proven fallacious. These three features synergize: If a critic thinks she has finally located a sound criticism, she can be accused of failing to solve the fascinating interpretative puzzle of the philosopher’s superior genius.

Few philosophers, I suspect, deliberately aim to be obfuscatory. But I am inclined to believe that some are attuned to its advantages as an effect of their prose style and for that reason don’t bother to write comprehensibly. Maybe they find their prose style shaped by audience responses: When they write clearly, they are dismissed or refuted; when they produce a fog of words that hint of profound meaning underneath, they earn praise. Maybe they are themselves to some extent victims — victims of a subculture, or a circle of friends, or an intended audience, that regards incomprehensibility as a sign of brilliance and so demands it in their heroes.

Sunday, August 02, 2026

The Summer Illusion (repost)

Aloha from Honolulu! I have vacation brain, so I'll do a summer-themed repost.

[Photo from the Bishop Museum malacology exhibit]

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Every spring I suffer the Summer Illusion. The following three incompatible propositions all seem to me, in the spring, to be true:

(1.) When summer arrives, I'll finally get a bunch of that research done which has been crowded out by my teaching and administrative commitments during the school year.

(2.) When summer arrives, I'll finally get a chance to do all of that non-academic stuff that I've been putting off during the school year -- big home maintenance projects, vacation travel to the four new places I want to visit, my plan to catch up on the whole history of golden-age science fiction.

(3.) When summer arrives, I'll finally have a chance to spend a lot more time just relaxing.

The Summer Illusion is surprisingly robust. Every spring, I suffer the Summer Illusion, building up big plans and hopes. Then, every summer, as those hopes fall apart, I scold my springtime self for having fallen, yet again, into the Summer Illusion. The pattern is so common and predictable I've given it a memorable name, The Summer Illusion, to help convince myself that it really is an illusion -- and hopefully not fall into it again. And yet I fall into it again.

You might think that the Summer Illusion depends on entertaining only one of the three propositions at a time. You might think that the way it works is that sometimes I entertain proposition 1 (I'll get my research done!), and at other, different times I entertain proposition 2 (I'll get all my other projects done!), and at still other times I entertain proposition 3 (I'll finally have lots of time to relax!). Largely this is so. And yet the Summer Illusion also survives simultaneous consideration of the three propositions. Even looking at the propositions side by side like this, I am tempted to believe them. Some part of me thinks of course all three can't be true, as I've seen time and time again -- and yet in my heart I continue to believe. Summer days expand so magnificently to fit my fantasies!

It's almost an inversion of busyness. If a period of time has the outward appearance of being a "relaxed", low-commitment period of time, it serves as a fantasy-and-procrastination magnet. I pile my future plans and hopes into that period of time, not noticing the impossibly mounting sum of expectations.